Do you really want to piss off the person who makes your morning wake up?
No, I'm not going to spit in it. But you know what I can do? I can give you decaf. And you will have no idea until an hour or so later and you need another coffee. Maybe this time you will tip me, or even a simple please and thank you if you feel you cannot afford a tip (and if you can't afford a tip, maybe you should be making your own damn coffee). I could go on forever why this is the most genius way I have devised to passively aggressively get revenge on customers who are assholes to me, but I will let you just sit and think about for a minute.
You have been warned.
P.S. When I figure out how to work this internet thing, these blogs will be in cartoon form. I can more accurately display the ridiculous things that happen to me every day that way, and I am hoping they will be relatively funny since they will all be true stories.
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